Vigganfud is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful ant.

Vigganfud created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigganfud, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vigganfud, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vigganfud's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vigganfud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vigganfud on top of all buildings.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Do not cook food in pots.