Rakgofcut is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, confident
yak.
Rakgofcut created a charm quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rakgofcut, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Rakgofcut, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Rakgofcut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Rakgofcut's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry bats.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Put Rakgofcut first in all things.
4. Hide from pink mice for they are unholy.
5. Do not listen to music.