Botdogsom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring turtle.

Botdogsom created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Botdogsom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Botdogsom, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Botdogsom's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Botdogsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Botdogsom's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about planets.