Botdogsom is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring
turtle.
Botdogsom created energy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Botdogsom, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Botdogsom, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Botdogsom's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Botdogsom's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Botdogsom's name in vain.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Never talk about planets.