Flapbudten is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, temperamental
crab.
Flapbudten created the cosmos five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flapbudten, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Flapbudten, he will have a low opinion of you.
Flapbudten's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Flapbudten's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not dye your hair red.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Do not make images of living things.