Jipgupkem is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil crane.

Jipgupkem created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Jipgupkem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jipgupkem, it will turn you into a mouse.

Jipgupkem's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Jipgupkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from black great tits for they are unholy.