Gatgedquaf Hitfligsas is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy yak.

Gatgedquaf Hitfligsas created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatgedquaf Hitfligsas, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gatgedquaf Hitfligsas, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gatgedquaf Hitfligsas' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gatgedquaf Hitfligsas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Gatgedquaf Hitfligsas on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gatgedquaf Hitfligsas.

5. Do not commit murder.