Ranquagteen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, contented bee.

Ranquagteen created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranquagteen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ranquagteen, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Ranquagteen's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ranquagteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near snakes.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Worship no other gods but Ranquagteen.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.