Damfidquilldudwitgem is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy eagle.

Damfidquilldudwitgem created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damfidquilldudwitgem, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Damfidquilldudwitgem, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Damfidquilldudwitgem's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Damfidquilldudwitgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs red.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not make images of living things.