Himdobbanpit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing armadillo.

Himdobbanpit created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himdobbanpit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Himdobbanpit, it will have a low opinion of you.

Himdobbanpit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Himdobbanpit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six rats approach from the east.

2. Never sing near swans.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. You must pray to Himdobbanpit five times a day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.