Yimtimlab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered yak.

Yimtimlab created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimtimlab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yimtimlab, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Yimtimlab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yimtimlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimtimlab.

5. Do not drink alcohol.