Mabbagbam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish cow.

Mabbagbam created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabbagbam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mabbagbam, she will try to impress you with trees.

Mabbagbam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Mabbagbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabbagbam.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.