Fudjonmil is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful rat.

Fudjonmil created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Fudjonmil, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fudjonmil, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fudjonmil's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fudjonmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Fudjonmil loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.