Abnullsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, generous wombat.

Abnullsaf created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abnullsaf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Abnullsaf, he will turn you into a puffin.

Abnullsaf's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Abnullsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Hide if eight snakes approach from the west.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about black holes.