Betfagsom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing chinchilla.

Betfagsom created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Betfagsom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Betfagsom, it will turn you into a mouse.

Betfagsom's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Betfagsom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Betfagsom loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Retreat if six doves approach from the north.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. You must never eat aubergines.