Narstragdut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured centaur.

Narstragdut created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Narstragdut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narstragdut, it will destroy your favourite star.

Narstragdut's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Narstragdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Never run near horses.

5. Never think about cell theory.