Yarwansaf is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart
manatee.
Yarwansaf created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Yarwansaf, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Yarwansaf, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Yarwansaf's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Yarwansaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never sit in holy places.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.