Yarwansaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart manatee.

Yarwansaf created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yarwansaf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yarwansaf, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yarwansaf's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yarwansaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.