Nilnegvon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, almighty hedgehog.

Nilnegvon created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilnegvon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilnegvon, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nilnegvon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nilnegvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never sing in holy places.