Bitmadfob is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust snake.

Bitmadfob created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitmadfob, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bitmadfob, it will turn you into a rock.

Bitmadfob's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bitmadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect five zinc sculptures of Bitmadfob on top of important buildings.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Never write about comets.