Fedvidrill Largfedflag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet donkey.

Fedvidrill Largfedflag created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedvidrill Largfedflag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fedvidrill Largfedflag, it will not care.

Fedvidrill Largfedflag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fedvidrill Largfedflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not wear white clothing.