Nabhamflow is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced squid.

Nabhamflow created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Nabhamflow, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nabhamflow, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nabhamflow's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nabhamflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Nabhamflow must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.