Mabzanont is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, contented bear.

Mabzanont created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mabzanont, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mabzanont, it will have a low opinion of you.

Mabzanont's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mabzanont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. You must pray to Mabzanont nine times a day.