Flapyamart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, competent finch.

Flapyamart created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapyamart, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flapyamart, it will not care at all.

Flapyamart's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Flapyamart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.