Quafquagdavcar Cenontmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, cheerful scorpion.

Quafquagdavcar Cenontmeg created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafquagdavcar Cenontmeg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quafquagdavcar Cenontmeg, she will send you a sign.

Quafquagdavcar Cenontmeg's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Quafquagdavcar Cenontmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Quafquagdavcar Cenontmeg.

4. Never run near moths.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.