Flowtarpdutpon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, self-assured shark.

Flowtarpdutpon created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Flowtarpdutpon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flowtarpdutpon, she will come to you in dreams.

Flowtarpdutpon's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Flowtarpdutpon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not commit murder.