Vabxindin Vighomtun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, idiotic dove.

Vabxindin Vighomtun created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabxindin Vighomtun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vabxindin Vighomtun, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vabxindin Vighomtun's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vabxindin Vighomtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.