Tadkanbut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty hamster.

Tadkanbut created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Tadkanbut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tadkanbut, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tadkanbut's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tadkanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must pray to Tadkanbut five times a day.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.