Bestrill is a god.

She takes the form of a large, astonishing parrot.

Bestrill created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestrill, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bestrill, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bestrill's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bestrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to turtles while wearing cyan trousers.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never skip near doves.