Cabfentan Gemratjan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid butterfly.

Cabfentan Gemratjan created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabfentan Gemratjan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cabfentan Gemratjan, she will manifest in front of you.

Cabfentan Gemratjan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cabfentan Gemratjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cabfentan Gemratjan.

3. Hide from black capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Cabfentan Gemratjan must be the most important thing in your life.