Monkipjat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, staggering camel.

Monkipjat created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monkipjat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Monkipjat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Monkipjat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Monkipjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help tapirs.