Wikquafdag Sinhigyarpkangesstikpit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic rat.

Wikquafdag Sinhigyarpkangesstikpit created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikquafdag Sinhigyarpkangesstikpit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wikquafdag Sinhigyarpkangesstikpit, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wikquafdag Sinhigyarpkangesstikpit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wikquafdag Sinhigyarpkangesstikpit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three cats approach from the east.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wikquafdag Sinhigyarpkangesstikpit.

3. Never wear yellow jumpers.

4. Never feed lentils to goats while wearing indigo stockings.

5. Always help nematodes in need.