Sakyarjop Bugtinbam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring duck.

Sakyarjop Bugtinbam created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sakyarjop Bugtinbam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakyarjop Bugtinbam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sakyarjop Bugtinbam's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sakyarjop Bugtinbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Never paint your head red.

4. Erect five lead sculptures of Sakyarjop Bugtinbam on top of important buildings.

5. Always take life seriously.