Farnbossvog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, competent jackal.

Farnbossvog created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Farnbossvog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Farnbossvog, it will not care at all.

Farnbossvog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Farnbossvog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Farnbossvog.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never laugh in the presence of nematodes.

5. Do not speak about wheat.