Wanbastdut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic walrus.

Wanbastdut created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanbastdut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wanbastdut, she will laugh at you.

Wanbastdut's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wanbastdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always take life seriously.