Cenbarnsad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced meerkat.

Cenbarnsad created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbarnsad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cenbarnsad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cenbarnsad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cenbarnsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Worship no other gods but Cenbarnsad.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not cook food in pots.