Spagmanarp is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless dryad.

Spagmanarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Spagmanarp, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Spagmanarp, she will turn you into a frog.

Spagmanarp's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Spagmanarp's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not take Spagmanarp's name in vain.

5. Pray towards the north.