Fidvadyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited finch.

Fidvadyarp created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Fidvadyarp, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fidvadyarp, he will come to you in dreams.

Fidvadyarp's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fidvadyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fidvadyarp.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Fidvadyarp on top of important buildings.