Xuckfligbafgub is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered tapir.

Xuckfligbafgub created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfligbafgub, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xuckfligbafgub, she will turn you into a rock.

Xuckfligbafgub's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Xuckfligbafgub's Holy Commandments

1. Xuckfligbafgub must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.