Hungigquam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, happy swan.

Hungigquam created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hungigquam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hungigquam, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hungigquam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Hungigquam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hungigquam.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.