Sastikjop is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, stupid
spider.
Sastikjop created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sastikjop, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Sastikjop, she will come to you in dreams.
Sastikjop's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Sastikjop's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Always help sick doves.