Sidgebjan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, cheerful goose.

Sidgebjan created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidgebjan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sidgebjan, he will remove you from existence.

Sidgebjan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sidgebjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Sidgebjan on top of important buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.