Wadjan is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing
badger.
Wadjan created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wadjan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Wadjan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Wadjan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Wadjan's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wadjan.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not wear silicon on your body.
5. Always look after injured doves.