Nillvanjam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm salamander.

Nillvanjam created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillvanjam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nillvanjam, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nillvanjam's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nillvanjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must pray to Nillvanjam five times a day.

4. Nillvanjam loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.