Cemtarpcepsomrat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying goat.

Cemtarpcepsomrat created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemtarpcepsomrat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cemtarpcepsomrat, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cemtarpcepsomrat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cemtarpcepsomrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Erect nine gold sculptures of Cemtarpcepsomrat on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.