Nurtdagjipvegbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, narcissistic dugong.

Nurtdagjipvegbarn created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdagjipvegbarn, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurtdagjipvegbarn, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nurtdagjipvegbarn's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nurtdagjipvegbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Nurtdagjipvegbarn.

5. Never think about galaxies.
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