Tinbassten is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous
swallow.
Tinbassten created a photon four million years ago.
If you believe in
Tinbassten, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Tinbassten, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Tinbassten's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Tinbassten's Holy Commandments1. Hide from gray dolphins for they are unholy.
2. Dogs are not to be trusted.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Feed all hungry doves.
5. Never wear red ear rings.