Vaglargjap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying lizard.

Vaglargjap created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaglargjap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vaglargjap, she will destroy your home solar system.

Vaglargjap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vaglargjap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vaglargjap.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look at nebulae.