Faspangdob is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered wombat.

Faspangdob created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faspangdob, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Faspangdob, it will manifest in front of you.

Faspangdob's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Faspangdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never wear coats.

3. You must pray to Faspangdob seven times a day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about cell theory.
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