Mabvagkantitnurlwabsigten Kindonarp is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, almighty bee.

Mabvagkantitnurlwabsigten Kindonarp created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabvagkantitnurlwabsigten Kindonarp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mabvagkantitnurlwabsigten Kindonarp, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mabvagkantitnurlwabsigten Kindonarp's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mabvagkantitnurlwabsigten Kindonarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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