Bissrawbot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, conceited raccoon.

Bissrawbot created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissrawbot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bissrawbot, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bissrawbot's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bissrawbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not kill birds.
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