Yokkan Pasrilcemnut is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish
fairy.
Yokkan Pasrilcemnut created dark energy four years ago.
If you believe in
Yokkan Pasrilcemnut, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Yokkan Pasrilcemnut, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Yokkan Pasrilcemnut's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Yokkan Pasrilcemnut's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Yokkan Pasrilcemnut's priests.
2. Never mention grasshopers.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.