Yokkan Pasrilcemnut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish fairy.

Yokkan Pasrilcemnut created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Yokkan Pasrilcemnut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yokkan Pasrilcemnut, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yokkan Pasrilcemnut's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yokkan Pasrilcemnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yokkan Pasrilcemnut's priests.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.